Happy 90th, Mom!!

                                                                                                                              

There once was a young woman from Billings

Who worked at the bank for a living.

One day she had luck

When in walked young Tuck

And her heart filled up with strong feelings!

                          There once was a mom from Montana                                
                          Who raised three girls to be ladies.
                          They gambled, they spit,
                          They cheated, they bit.
                          But they always said “Thanks!”  when they robbed ya!                  

There once was a woman on Arvin

Who loved  to sit in her garden.

With her hat on her toes

And her shoes on her nose

She sat there through summer and autumn.

                            There once was a woman named Gayle
                            Who always was hearty and hale.
                            When asked how she did it,
                            She simply admitted,
                            “I never eat asparagus or whales.”