There once was a young woman from Billings
Who worked at the bank for a living.
One day she had luck
When in walked young Tuck
And her heart filled up with strong feelings!
There once was a mom from Montana
Who raised three girls to be ladies.
They gambled, they spit,
They cheated, they bit.
But they always said “Thanks!” when they robbed ya!
There once was a woman on Arvin
Who loved to sit in
her garden.
With her hat on her toes
And her shoes on her nose
She sat there through summer and autumn.
There once was a woman named Gayle
Who always was hearty and hale.
When asked how she did it,
She simply admitted,
“I never eat asparagus or whales.”
